TechLaughYour score is only half the answer. The missing half is the one that costs money.
A score measures whether AI engines can read your site. It cannot tell you whether they cite you, and citations are the entire game. Every AI answer names two or three sources; everyone else in the category simply does not exist to that customer. They never see a list of ten results. They see the names the engine chose, and they buy from one of them.
We scored 94 on our own audit. Then we checked five real questions we publish answers to. Cited: zero. YouTube, Reddit and Medium took every mention. A near-perfect score, and total invisibility, because readable and chosen are different problems, and the free scan only measures the first one.
This report attacks both problems, which is the exact reason it costs $49. It finds and fixes everything mechanical that stops engines reading you. Then it runs the check the free scan cannot: real questions in your category, who gets cited today, where you appear, and who is taking the mentions that should be yours. You finish knowing the two things no free tool will tell you: what is broken, and who is beating you.
What is in it
All 15 AI crawlers tested against your site, including the firewall and CDN blocks robots.txt never shows.
Every problem found across up to 25 pages, ordered by how many points it costs you. Start at the top.
The exact robots.txt lines, a generated llms.txt, and JSON-LD schema matched to your page types.
Real questions in your category run against AI answers: who gets cited today, and where you appear, if at all.
Your top 10 pages: what an engine can lift and quote, and what it will skip.
Reply to your report email and we run it again free, so you can see your fixes landed.
This is what a finding looks like
Cloudflare is blocking ChatGPT's crawler while letting browsers through
Your pages load normally in a browser, but our request as OAI-SearchBot received a 403 challenge page. robots.txt permits the crawler, so this block is invisible from your side: ChatGPT Search simply cannot read your site, and nothing in your analytics will ever show it.
Fix — in Cloudflare, Security → WAF, set verified AI crawlers to Allow, then confirm robots.txt reads:
Yours will contain between 8 and 20 of these, each with the fix written for your platform. Nothing is described that is not also solved.
The $49, in context
Get your report
7-day money-back guarantee. If the report does not show you something you did not already know, reply to it within 7 days and we refund you in full.
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I already got my free score. What does this add?
The free check scores one page and names the categories. The report covers up to 25 pages, finds the blocks the free check cannot see from outside, writes the actual fix files, and runs the citation check the free tool does not include.
I am not technical. Can I use it?
Everything is copy-paste with a short install note per platform, and the report is written so you can forward it to a developer without explaining anything.
Will this get me cited in ChatGPT?
Nobody can promise a citation and you should distrust anyone who does. This removes every mechanical reason you cannot be cited and shows you what the cited sources have that you do not. That is the part of the problem that can be fixed this week.
When does it arrive?
Within one business day, by email, as a PDF, from hello@techlaugh.com.